I literally fell to the floor laughing, and when I heard another splash, I began laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe
. I whispered, “Good night, beautiful!”
I was practically out before I heard Jess respond, “Good night, honey! See you in the morning!”
I remember very clearly waking up the next morning, solely because of the odd position we had somehow gotten ourselves into. When she sat down, the pee level was merely a couple inches below the top of the tub, slightly less than an inch when both of us extended our legs towards the other
. . I began thinking maybe I had a chance, maybe she is being nice to me because she can overlook the 20 year age difference and maybe she can see that I’m a genuinely nice guy and not some creepy perverted pedophile and maybe…
“So, who is picking you up? Your boyfriend?“ I ask tentatively

I literally fell to the floor laughing, and when I heard another splash, I began laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe
. I whispered, “Good night, beautiful!”
I was practically out before I heard Jess respond, “Good night, honey! See you in the morning!”
I remember very clearly waking up the next morning, solely because of the odd position we had somehow gotten ourselves into. When she sat down, the pee level was merely a couple inches below the top of the tub, slightly less than an inch when both of us extended our legs towards the other
. . I began thinking maybe I had a chance, maybe she is being nice to me because she can overlook the 20 year age difference and maybe she can see that I’m a genuinely nice guy and not some creepy perverted pedophile and maybe…
“So, who is picking you up? Your boyfriend?“ I ask tentatively

I literally fell to the floor laughing, and when I heard another splash, I began laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe
. I whispered, “Good night, beautiful!”
I was practically out before I heard Jess respond, “Good night, honey! See you in the morning!”
I remember very clearly waking up the next morning, solely because of the odd position we had somehow gotten ourselves into. When she sat down, the pee level was merely a couple inches below the top of the tub, slightly less than an inch when both of us extended our legs towards the other
. . I began thinking maybe I had a chance, maybe she is being nice to me because she can overlook the 20 year age difference and maybe she can see that I’m a genuinely nice guy and not some creepy perverted pedophile and maybe…
“So, who is picking you up? Your boyfriend?“ I ask tentatively

Rosie Taped Up